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Buddy Nixon Open Interviews
-Don’t be not funny.
-Know who “Fast Freddy” is (tell us in your pm. hint- it’s not a RB).
-Some one who has something fresh to say about the Bills.
-Write one column a week, nothing to intense, we’ll ease you in.
-A solid Buddy Nix impression is a must.
-Must know that you can’t cut unrestricted free agents.
-Knowing the Dick Jauron song is a plus
-Can start an rousing Bills chant in non-Bills situations.
-Grammar doesn’t have to be perfect, but you your usage has to be right most of the time. We’re not freaking english teachers.
-Can correctly and intuitively come up with witty player nicknames
-You get to hang out at the plush Buddy Nixon recording studios with Topher, Blake the Blizzard, and BroJ the Juiceman and the one and the only Sniper
-You can pretend your doing something legitimate with your life making your next conversation with your parents a little less awkward
-Make lifelong friends
-Tailgate Parties with hot chicks (check our featured stories)
-chicken nuggets on tuesdays. as many as you can eat. as long as its not more than 12.
-same goes for Genny Pounders.
Interested? Call Carl Kumardo, or just E-Mail me, Sniper (email is on the contact page). Send me a 400 word piece on whatever you want, make it good. Also tell us who Fast Freddy is/was in relation to the Bills, and what you think of Buffalo News/WGR/Any other blog coverage.
Final Interview will be a preseason game, be ready to discuss 3rd stringers in the second half.
Let’s see what you got.