David Clowney Reports that He is NOT HIV Positive

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Updated: May 23, 2012

David Clowney answered the question that was burning on exactly no ones mind this afternoon; the verdict?

 

Contrary to what Trey Parker may believe, not everyone has aids. HIV Free, baby.

Well THAT’S a relief, and a great reminder you should all get tested, lest you be forced to end your hall of fame career early and buy the Los Angeles Dodgers. And just in case you didn’t believe him, here’s the visual evidence:

Now that Clowney has cleared that obstacle, he can focus on other matters such as making the team as the 5th or 6th receiver this August.